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Shawn Lesky is the baby on the cover of Nirvana's "Nevermind"
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I was under the impression that it is nearly impossible not to.
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Shawn Lesky is so incomparably special and unique that he has in fact NOT scored with Willy's mom.
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ShawnLesky shot JR.
ShawnLesky ate Jon Sim's soul.
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I'm almost positive that the Milky Way was somehow formed by Lesky. Along with the rings around Saturn. It's science.
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I've heard rumblings about a bill in Congress right now to officially change all
units of measurement to the "Lesky" - since it is only logical that
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Ivan "Rainbows are pretty." Daglio is going to have a fit when he
realizes you mixed us up. You need to start a "BRING BACK PENS FOREVER"
thread to win back his good graces.
"Damn you Scooba Steve."
But... Ummmm... Rainbows ARE pretty!
Aaaagh, amusing, but I'd love to the baby on the cover of Nevermind! 
And by the way Shawn, I saw your site after the big thread by
Steele where you made a complete fool of yourself, and I gotta tell ya,
my PensForever.com back in 2000, a site designed by a 15-year old, man,
that was a really nice site when compared to your own Lesky.org! Frames
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Es le magnifique, no?
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See that joke was -5,000 Lesky.
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Shawn Lesky is the walrus. Goo Goo Ga Joob.
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The word asshat belongs in this thread
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Ok... that one was -257 Lesky.
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...taught the karate kid how to wax cars.
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Oh by the way Lesky, I bet no one in here but you actually remembers PensForever.com... LOL
Just
goes to show ya how much you probably liked it back then, but it's
really something that you actually remember. I'm not too sure about
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Shawn Lesky will make ya JUMP! JUMP!
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Try
as you may, you fit in with straight guys about as well as an Amish
electrician at a strip club. Go watch a rerun of Family Ties and order
a pizza.
This
coming from the guy who is being ridiculed all over the board for his
fabulously ridiculous and pathetic threats, PM'ing people left and
right, telling them to STOP IT!
Hehehehe... You know Lesky, I
just found proof that indeed, you did help me with PensForever.com and
actually wrote a game recap or two for the site, which is funny in a
way, and somewhat embarrassing in another, because working with a queer
like you is definitely something I'd want to forget.
Luckily, I didn't really know you back then, and thankfully it all was very short-lived.
Funny stuff though!
As
I said before, it's time for you to get laid and stop making an ass out
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Let me emphasize the part of your post that you just edited out:
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Has he scored with Willy's mom?
I was under the impression that it is nearly impossible not to.
She once turned me down.
But then she said, "I'm sorry, I thought you said you wanted to kick my schnauzer."
ShawnLeskey has an extremely cool first name.
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ShawnLesky nearly turned Ellen DeGeneris straight.
And rightwing turned her back.
Sorry for the digression. Back on topic:
ShawnLesky got into Al Capone's vault an hour before Geraldo.
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PensForever.com and actually wrote a game recap or two for the site,
which is funny in a way, and somewhat embarrassing in another, because
working with a queer like you is definitely something I'd want to
forget.
As I
recall Lesky pimped the site pretty regularly along with the fact that
he was going to write for it. Then there was some falling out that he
had to mention way too often. Something about you editing one of his
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Quote:
Quote:
You
know Lesky, I just found proof that indeed, you did help me with
PensForever.com and actually wrote a game recap or two for the site,
which is funny in a way, and somewhat embarrassing in another, because
working with a queer like you is definitely something I'd want to
forget.
As I
recall Lesky pimped the site pretty regularly along with the fact that
he was going to write for it. Then there was some falling out that he
had to mention way too often. Something about you editing one of his
articles I believe.
Damn, why is it I forget important stuff but remember this useless crap.
LOL!!!!
That's really funny... Yep, obviously Lesky liked my site, that's funny.
Anyway,
you have to laugh at your own jokes and quote yourself now, Shawn?
You're being smart though, better to just ignore all this stuff.
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This has become the daythread of the upper GD board.
Please stick to the facts, the Shawn Lesky facts
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Has he scored with Willy's mom?
ShawnLesky is Willy's dad.
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Shawn Lesky wrote Stairway to Heaven, but it was originally named "Escalator to Nirvana".
He
also coined the phrase "A penny saved is a penny earned", until he lost
the rights to it to Benjamin Franklin in a strip poker match that went
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Shawn Lesky kisses people where they smell funny.
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ShawnLesky is, well he thinks that he is everything.
Someone should buy his mom a drink. She has to be proud of his posts.
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ShawnLesky once got busy in a Burger King bathroom...
but claimed he was only "gettin' jiggy wit-it"
And
I'm not sure this can be confirmed by fact, but I've been told
ShawnLesky wants to touch my monkey. My monkey in unavailable for
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Nine out of ten ShawnLesky's agree. The tenth is a factory default, and can be returned for a full refund.
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ShawnLesky was once surfing the Great Barrier Reef (literally) when he
encountered a 350 foot AlliBearSharktopus that made the mistake of
getting "all up in The Lesky's grill." After a solid 6 months of
vicious tooth and nail combat in which each combatant's strength waxed
and waned with the phases of the moon, ShawnLesky tamed the savage
beast by reaching inside one of it's four toothy, gaping maws and
strangling it's black heart.
ShawnLesky allowed it to live, but only on the condition that he be
allowed to ride the wicked beasty all the way to Sri Lanka so that he
could get some "insane poonani." After 6 more months of the most
debauched orgy man has likely seen since the time of Caligula,
ShawnLesky eventually grew tired of making every woman on the island
"scared of it." He then killed the AlliBearSharktopus and devoured it's
soul... which he, of course, is wont to do. After 7 days of intense
meditation... he processed said soul into pure energy which he used to
power a flying contraption, of his own invention, to take him back to
Lesky Island. Where he slept, eyes open, for ten years.
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That was addressed in my post about fixing the water main . . .
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central thesis for A Brief History of Time from ShawnLesky's third
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Purchase". He bought it from the French in exchange for the secret of
soap, he returned it three weeks later and took back the soap, the rest
is history.
Shawn
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Lesky was a scorekeeper for an adult baseball league. He got yelled at one night and later quit.
Lesky is also the proud owner of a sweet jean jacket*
See picture.
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ShawnLesky knows the whereabouts of Osama bin Laden, but is holding out for a larger bounty.
ShawnLesky
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After being exposed to cosmic rays he returned to earth. He is rumored
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If ShawnLesky was an NHL forward, he would score an infinite number of goals.
ShawnLesky once told Barry Melrose he had no desire of playing in the league because: "Selling memory is more fun".
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Willy, after reading that, my immediate reaction is to ask whether you want a thread about YOUR feats.
Oh hell no.
Any attention that I garner will firstly pale greatly in comparison
with the triumphant deeds that define ShawnLesky and secondly any small
amount of praise or condemnation I might recieve would only serve to
detract from the thread that is devoted to singing the praises of
ShawnLesky.
Plus, I have no need or want to turn the vengeful and wrath-filled
Eye of Lesky - a special move that only ShawnLesky knows how to perform
in Mortal Combat2 (with Johnny Cage, who was modeled, FYI, after ShawnLesky) - upon my person. Because ShawnLesky has the power to make video games real.
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ShawnLesky goes all in before the flop every hand because "that's how you play texas hold'em"
ShawnLesky flips out ALL the time. He once killed an entire forest just because a dog opened a window.
If he lost the rock'n'roll, ShawnLesky thinks he'd be fine with just the sex and drugs.
Leskyan scholars are generally divided into two camps the Young
Leskyans(those who focus on his work up to age 12) and the Arrogant
Leskyans(those who focus on his later works) . However, these titles
are slightly misleading as the young ShawnLesky was still arrogant.
Sportsnet.ca has learned that ShawnLesky has signed with the
Toronto Maple Leafs to a new 5 year 45 million dollar contract to form
the top line in Toronto with Wade Belak and Nik Antropov
ShawnLesky has the power to single handedly cause a communist
revolution, but he doesn't want to waste his time and energy since it
is inevitably going to happen anyway.
"Shawn Lesky" is the twenty-third name found on Canada's
recently created no-fly list. But since he created the world's first
teleporter in 2002, ShawnLesky doesn't need planes
ShawnLesky is a land of Indians ruled by Swedes
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How is this thread only rated 3 Leskys? Any rating of less than 5 Leskys is a blasphemous slap in the face of ShawnLesky.
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Until having read a few of these I felt... what word am I looking
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How is this thread only rated 3 Leksys?
How dare you misspell Lesky, fix it Meanie!
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How dare you misspell Lesky, fix it Meanie!
You
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Gosh,
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ShawnLesky ate your chocolate squirrel.
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Not only did he write that fine tune, be he's also responsible for the classic heavy metal tune "Rime of the Ancient Mariner."
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And on the seventh day, the Lord rested...
(but only after creating ShawnLesky)
ShawnLesky subsequently created the word "misunderestimate".
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ShawnLesky beat Flea in the 2004 World Bass Playing Championships, but
his victory was nullified when his urine sample showed signs of
anabolic steriods, cocaine, black tar heroin, and mountain dew in his
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Shawn Lesky wrote Eine Kleine Nachtmusik one night on the crapper.
Not only did he write that fine tune, be he's also responsible for the classic heavy metal tune "Rime of the Ancient Mariner."
ShawnLesky writes the songs that make the whole world sing.
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...in Lesky harmony.
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ShawnLesky taught Dr. Dre how to produce rap records.
This is a couple years after ShawnLesky taught Run DMC how to rap.
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As a follow-up Denis, Lesky was, in fact, the one
who taught Dr. Dre and Snoop how to "smoke trees." This knowledge was
henceforth passed down to us, their humble servants, via their records.
Of which Lesky collects royalties.
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Lesky still wants his MTV.
And he's getting pretty pissed waiting around for it.
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ShawnLesky was the 4th member of Cream, but left the
band because he felt that Ginger Baker's mundane drumming limited his
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Shawn Lesky once played an entire exhibition hockey game as the only
player on the roster, he beat the 92-93 Penguins 9-1, he has claimed
since then that Lemieux "got lucky" with that one goal.
He
also served 59 PIMs that game and was suspended for life for calling
Jagr a pansy ass Frenchie and having his way with his mother in the
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I gotta tell ya, my PensForever.com back in 2000, a site designed by a 15-year old...
Gosh,
I thought I remembered you telling people back then that you were 18,
Ivan, back when you were trolling the Pens usenet newsgroup and other
hockey newsgroups, especially the one for the Flyers.
I
don't think I ever told anyone I was 18, but if I did, I wouldn't
surprised by it, since I wanted the site to be popular and of course,
being 15 at the time just didn't help my credibility.
And yes, I
did troll the Flyers' newsgroup quite a bit back then (I don't think I
trolled any others, and if I did, well, maybe it was just a little)...
That was before even PensForever.com was around. As I've mentioned
before in other posts, when I was younger I really said a lot of things
I shouldn't have said, even on this board, and a lot of those things I
regret. I'm not claiming I'm perfect like Lesky.
At the same time, if I feel that sometimes you have to tell it like it
is, and people should learn to take some insults and just let it go, as
I have before.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled Lesky facts...
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Congress has released information pertaining to Rafael Palmeiro's steroid testing.
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All Your Lesky Are Belong To Us!!!!
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Not only did he write that fine tune, be he's also responsible for the classic heavy metal tune "Rime of the Ancient Mariner."
Not only did he write that song, but the Samuel Taylor Coleridge epic poem of the same name is based on his exploits.
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He let Clinton use his cigar on him. It was really his dress with the stain.
The press just confused Lesky for Lewinsky.
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Pompeii was destroyed not by Vesuvius, but by a very hungover Lesky
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Pompeii was
destroyed not by Vesuvius, but by a very hungover Lesky after a 25 year
wine and gunpowder bender. Gunpowder in ancient Rome you ask?
ShawnLesky, I reply.
Interestingly
enough, Lesky also headed the excavation efforts at sites in Pompeii,
Boscotrecase, and Boscoreale. While uncovering an Imperial Augustinian
villa, he realized that he had in fact nearly 2000 years ago, built the
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Lesky was the one who ruined Aubin's confidence and development. A mere
look at Lesky's manhood in the locker room caused Aubin to feel
extremely inadequate on and off the ice.
Lesky was the original bassist for Iron Maiden. Steve Harris has just been rehashing old Lesky riffs for the past 25 years.
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I gotta tell ya, my PensForever.com back in 2000, a site designed by a 15-year old...
Gosh,
I thought I remembered you telling people back then that you were 18,
Ivan, back when you were trolling the Pens usenet newsgroup and other
hockey newsgroups, especially the one for the Flyers.
I
don't think I ever told anyone I was 18, but if I did, I wouldn't
surprised by it, since I wanted the site to be popular and of course,
being 15 at the time just didn't help my credibility.
And yes, I
did troll the Flyers' newsgroup quite a bit back then (I don't think I
trolled any others, and if I did, well, maybe it was just a little)...
That was before even PensForever.com was around. As I've mentioned
before in other posts, when I was younger I really said a lot of things
I shouldn't have said, even on this board, and a lot of those things I
regret. I'm not claiming I'm perfect like Lesky.
At the same time, if I feel that sometimes you have to tell it like it
is, and people should learn to take some insults and just let it go, as
I have before.
Hey,
no prob! No harm intended, I was just remembering some good times
reading those postings. There were some really funny threads with the
interactions between you and some of the other posters, especially with
those Flyers fans on alt.sports.hockey.nhl.phila.flyers.
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Viagra is actually ShawnLesky extract.
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Lesky is also the reason Metallica sucks ass now.
He wandered into a recording session of the Black Album and
proceeded to shred in the most righteous manner possible, instantly
putting to shame all metal gods before and after him... infinitely. The
band begged him to play all the instruments and sing lead vocals for
their band forever more - going so far as to offering to rename
themselves "ShawnLesky Owns Your Souls For All Eternity" - but right
then, Lesky broke his guitar in twain... and vowed to never play or
sing again because he, and I quote - "Just didn't give a [philly]."
The band was shocked, and heartbroken. After seeing the shredtastic
beauty and awe-inspiring metal gorgeosity that had been laid before and
then snatched away from them - they became shells of their former
selves... and the rest is history.
Also... Lesky technically killed Cliff Burton. He was just
minding his own in Ljungby, playing cards with Charles Bronson in the
middle of the street (which is, again, sometimes his wont) when some
tour bus came barreling down on them, striking ShawnLesky, and
naturally flying off the road. Lesky brushed off his shoulder and asked
Bronson if he was going to call or sit there all [philly]ing night.
That last part is between me, you guys, Lesky and Charles Bronson, though.
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I gotta tell ya, my PensForever.com back in 2000, a site designed by a 15-year old...
Gosh, I thought I remembered you telling people back then that you
were 18, Ivan, back when you were trolling the Pens usenet newsgroup
and other hockey newsgroups, especially the one for the Flyers.
I don't think I ever told anyone I was 18, but if I did, I wouldn't
surprised by it, since I wanted the site to be popular and of course,
being 15 at the time just didn't help my credibility.
And yes, I did troll the Flyers' newsgroup quite a bit back then (I
don't think I trolled any others, and if I did, well, maybe it was just
a little)... That was before even PensForever.com was around. As I've
mentioned before in other posts, when I was younger I really said a lot
of things I shouldn't have said, even on this board, and a lot of those
things I regret. I'm not claiming I'm perfect like Lesky.
At the same time, if I feel that sometimes you have to tell it like it
is, and people should learn to take some insults and just let it go, as
I have before.
Hey, no prob! No harm intended, I was just remembering some good
times reading those postings. There were some really funny threads with
the interactions between you and some of the other posters, especially
with those Flyers fans on alt.sports.hockey.nhl.phila.flyers.
Yes, I remember, those were some really fun threads I had going in
there! Tons of people were bashing me all the time and I did get some
people pissed. God I hate the Flyers. I really hate them. I hate them
with a true passion. I hate their fans, I hate what they do, I hate
their GM, I hate them from top to bottom.
I can't wait for the Pens to play Philly this year. 8 games, too!!
As much as I'll miss seeing them play against a lot of Western
conference teams (how many inter-conference games will there be, like
16, only?), I love seeing the Pens play the Flyers (and win!).
I remember a few years ago (back in those PensForever.com days),
there was a game in either February or March against the Flyers when
the Penguins scored 5 goals in like 8 minutes in the second period
against Philly. It was just insane. Hopefully, we're gonna get back to
those days now and the Pens will go deep in the playoffs again.
What a year that was! Lemieux's return. Jagr's antics. Kovalev's
hat tricks. Marty's 70 million breakaways. Hedberg, "The Moose". Pens
and Capitals in round 1. The Immaculate Deflection. Kasparaitis in Game
7 against Buffalo.
[censored] I love the Pens...
Lesky's signing will definitely improve this team!
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Shawn Lesky win the cup???
Shawn Lesky forged the cup... in the depths of Mt. Doom 
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"Ask not what ShawnLesky can do for you, but what you can do for ShawnLesky."
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Shawn Lesky, you're my hero
SAVE LESKY!
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SHAWN LESKY for PRESIDENT 2008
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Shawn Lesky once killed a man for saying that Star Trek:The Next Generation was better than Star Trek: Enterprise
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Random Facts about Shawn Lesky:
random fact #361 Shawn Lesky has almost never (and never in my memory) started a post to attack somebody, or to harass them.
Random Facts about Shawn Lesky:
random fact #872 Shawn Lesky is a Class Act who would lend help to anybody
Random Facts about Shawn Lesky:
random fact # 25 Shawn Lesky is a great guy, and I am happy to call him friend
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anytime you want to follow up those words from that big mouth with actions from your wuss body... bring it on douchbag!
Why not just try to learn to take a damn JOKE
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anytime you want to follow up those words from that big mouth with actions from your wuss body... bring it on douchbag!
Wow. Now RayJ is implying that he'd like to commit an act of physical violence towards a female member of this board.
Pretty sensitive about the whole gay thing. I'm guessing him and Lesky have a strict "no cuddling" policy after sex.
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Lesky led the Denver Broncos to the Superbowl as the
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Rent "Sin City".
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hmmmm . . . some people just aren't very funny.
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It's been awhile. My brother told me there was a roast going on and some pictures were needed.
Lesky Welch (sporting new Sabres jersey)
Lesky streaking!
Lesky named coach of Pens
And finally, Lesky after making a bad call as ref...
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Lesky has 20 wives, but he HATES poligamy.... and he HATES Irony!
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Random Facts about Shawn Lesky:
random fact #872 Shawn Lesky is a Class Act who would lend help to anybody
Random Facts about Shawn Lesky:
random fact # 25 Shawn Lesky is a great guy, and I am happy to call him friend
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in a Red Lobster, when Shawn mercilessly assassinated 13 paying
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ShawnLesky forced the dinosaurs into extinction, it wasn't a comet, he had broccoli and beans for dinner, what was he thinking?
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Shawn Lesky, a devout Roman Catholic, was never molested by a priest.
It was totally consentual.
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Oh, and I am disappointed by the quality of the Lesky facts from the
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ShawnLesky declined having his way with Willy's mom, and had his way with Willy's grandparents instead.
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Shawn Lesky discovered penicillin. However, Lesky marketed the medicine under the name peniscillin
which did not yield much interest, with the exception of the gay-porn
industry. Later, generics rebranded the medicine under the name as it
currently known. The patent lawsuit is still on-going.
Lesky was able to recoup some of his loses by producing, directing and co-starring (with RayJ) in Peniscillin I, II and III.
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ShawnLesky spent 3 years as a Sith Lord, Darth Leskius
ShawnLesky told Lemmy that the warts make him look ‘cool’
Theology states that the son of Lesky shall be bore bearing “The
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Shawn Lesky helped Eliot Ness clean up the Dubois mob.
"They throw a water balloon, you pull a super-soaker.
He crank calls you, you put a flaming bag of dog poop at their front door, ring the bell and run away.
That's the Dubois way."
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ShawnLesky showed DaVinci how to draw the perfect circle.
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ShawnLesky is an anagram for He Walks NY, clearly a
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ShawnLesky, the greatest chemist to ever live, took the liberty of
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Gasses" to "Lesky Gasses."
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Shawn Lesky once guranteed he would beat the Baltimore Colts in super
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What is this # to his business 814-541-9694
http://www.lesky.org/
Is
shawn lesky for real or is it all a big publicity stunt? I found this
on the other board.....His AIM screen name is, coincidently, Shawn Lesky
Lets
all buy a jeep from Josh Buzard 814-849-2277 he's a friend of Lesky
hell probably give you a heck of a deal on a jeep....Kelly Chrysler
Jeep Dodge in Brookville PA
You know what guys I think Lesky's a Car Salesman he has enough of them on his website....
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Shawn Lesky actually wrote many of the songs in the Beatles catalog but
John and Paul changed the titles and some words and claimed them for
themselves.
Originally:
Hey Shawn
Lady Shawn Lesky
Lesky in The Sky with Diamonds
Hello Shawn Lesky, Goodbye Shawn Lesky
In Shawn Lesky's Life
Shawn Lesky's Silver Hammer
All You Need Is Shawn Lesky
Shawn Lesky's Submarine
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Shawn Lesky was once in an All-Lesbian porno, he was cast as a pizza boy that got paid for his pizza, in get this, cash!
Shawn
Lesky also was one of the cast of the longest running Musical in the
history of Broadway "Cats", He was well aclaimed for his being able to
Meow on cue.
Shawn Lesky also worked as a stage hand on the
original Godfather, until he was found in Marlon Brando's trailer,
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Random Facts about Shawn Lesky:
random fact #361 Shawn Lesky has almost never (and never in my memory) started a post to attack somebody, or to harass them.
Random Facts about Shawn Lesky:
random fact #872 Shawn Lesky is a Class Act who would lend help to anybody
Random Facts about Shawn Lesky:
random fact # 25 Shawn Lesky is a great guy, and I am happy to call him friend
Shawn
Lesky constantly t-bags RayJfromPA every time he kisses his ass. And
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Shawn Lesky threw 2 passes in Super Bowl 30. Both were however caught
by Dallas Cowboys. After the game, Shawn claimed that it was Neil
O'Donnell who threw the passes.
These
false accusations by Shawn ruined Neil for life. Neil never was the
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Shawn Lesky starred in all of the Debbie Does Dallas feature films. Following that, he (tag)teamed up with RayJ to film Lesky does L.A.. Coincidentally, Lesky does L.A. features the famous scene which ivandaglio refers to.
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Random Facts about Shawn Lesky:
random fact #361 Shawn Lesky has almost never (and never in my memory) started a post to attack somebody, or to harass them.
Random Facts about Shawn Lesky:
random fact #872 Shawn Lesky is a Class Act who would lend help to anybody
Random Facts about Shawn Lesky:
random fact # 25 Shawn Lesky is a great guy, and I am happy to call him friend
Shawn
Lesky constantly t-bags RayJfromPA every time he kisses his ass. And
when he does it 3 times in one post, Lesky gives a complimentary tugjob
as a token of his appreciation.
I just spit my water reading this
hahahahahhaha
this is the best one in here.....least i know i wasn't the only seeing
the obvious homo-sexual tension between R-Gay and Lesky..
oh man Rjay your embarassing....
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Random Facts about Shawn Lesky:
random fact #361 Shawn Lesky has almost never (and never in my memory) started a post to attack somebody, or to harass them.
Random Facts about Shawn Lesky:
random fact #872 Shawn Lesky is a Class Act who would lend help to anybody
Random Facts about Shawn Lesky:
random fact # 25 Shawn Lesky is a great guy, and I am happy to call him friend
RayJ you are gayer than a leather pinata. You and Lesky should move to Vermont.
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Shawn Lesky was the walrus.
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RayJ experimented sexually with the Walrus in the late 60's.
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Shawn Lesky was the walrus.
goo goo gachoo
a) It's "goo goo g'joob."
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Shawn Lesky was the walrus.
goo goo gachoo
This
joke was created by Oglethorpe55 yesterday and as such, is my
intellectual property and copyrighted therin. Please desist all use of
said comment or I will bill you per minute for usage and contact the
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ShawnLesky stole rf1000a's girlfriend, not RJ Umberger.
yep she was a sucker for a double chin.
I'm leaving that one alone, as a tribute to the great ShawnLesky!
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This freakin' thread of The Great Shawn Lesky is longer than The Great Wall of China. It has to be visible from space.
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The original words to the Subway jingle?
His name is Lesky, ShawnLesky.
He's a fireman and a Jared fan.
He gets his might from a Veggie Delite.
Great taste each day from his local Subway.
He's Lesky, ShawnLesky.
He got real big from burgers and fries.
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He's Lesky, ShawnLesky. . . ."
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I'm leaving that one alone, as a tribute to the great ShawnLesky!
i feel like chicken tonight like chicken tonight.
Denis u afraid of his lawyer friend and his so called ability to screw up your credit rating?
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Denis u afraid of his lawyer friend and his so called ability to screw up your credit rating?
yes, and you should be too.
ShawnLesky has 2 chins because 2 chins are 2 times better than one. You are just jealous because you have but one chin.
I
am also afraid that after brushing his teeth, ShawnLesky may blow a
dangerous cloud of concentrated Sarin gas all the way from DuBois into
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Shawn Lesky was Conan O'Brien's sidekick from 1993-2000.
He left the show to star in the ill-fated TV show,
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Shawn Lesky taught Tom Cruise everything he knows
about scientology and has now reached Thetan level 8, the highest
level. He knows the primary cause of amnesia and knows the truth about
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ShawnLesky led a successful quest for the Holy
Grail. He found it in Clearfield and took it back to Dubois, where I'd
imagine he'll use it to sip Busch Light at the upcoming Polish
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Confession: 17-year-old career paper boy Ivan Daglio doesn't like me
because I stiffed his 5'9", pimply-faced ass this past Halloween. His
hatred for missing out on M&M's and a peanut butter eggs has only
since grown. I'm a traditional person as much as the next guy, but I
draw the line once the kid's been in the tenth grade for the third
time. My daily news finds its way into the bushes regularly and
complaints to the newspaper itself caused him to kick my cocker
spaniel. "Limpy", formerly "Fido" hasn't been himself since.
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Shawn...anyone ever tell you that you look like a 12 year old fata**? That or a manly lesbian.
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Confession:
17-year-old career paper boy Ivan Daglio doesn't like me because I
stiffed his 5'9", pimply-faced ass this past Halloween. His hatred for
missing out on M&M's and a peanut butter eggs has only since grown.
I'm a traditional person as much as the next guy, but I draw the line
once the kid's been in the tenth grade for the third time. My daily
news finds its way into the bushes regularly and complaints to the
newspaper itself caused him to kick my cocker spaniel. "Limpy",
formerly "Fido" hasn't been himself since.
Warning: Further harrassment might cause me to alert your boss at the newspaper that you've been moonlighting at Pizza Hut.
Who says I don't like you? (Seriously). And you know that last part
may be a joke, but I think you may actually feel like you're being
harrassed!
Take your roast like a man and stop whining!
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ShawnLesky has 1008 career RBI, 319 HR, and 1313
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Playmaker = rightwing?????
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ShawnLesky doesn't brush his teeth or blow his nose - he hires really
tiny prospectors to do the work for him. And like any good prospectors
- they are paid with what they find... which is a sweet deal for them,
seeing as how Lesky boogers and plaque are worth +5 Leskys their weight
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doesn't brush his teeth or blow his nose - he hires really tiny
prospectors to do the work for him. And like any good prospectors -
they are paid with what they find... which is a sweet deal for them,
seeing as how Lesky boogers and plaque are worth +5 Leskys their weight
in gold.
How much is his ear wax worth? I've got an ounce of it.
Maybe I should sell it to thurgood, I'm sure he'd find a way to smoke it.
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Maybe I should sell it to thurgood, I'm sure he'd find a way to smoke it.
belive it or not but smokeing ear wax is 11x more powerfull then heroine ...trust me i know..lol
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belive it or not but smokeing ear wax is 11x more powerfull then heroine ...trust me i know..lol
Nice track-marks.
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ShawnLesky earwax is worth +10 Leskys, because it is notoriously
difficult to aquire and contain... seeing as how it can melt through
even high-tensile steel in less than 30 seconds. I don't know how you
got ahold of your batch, nor do I want to know.
Thurgoood would be glad to know that huffing Lesky's asswind is
equivalent to imbibing every known narcotic on the planet. Besides the
obvious risks, however, one must also consider that getting anywhere
near Lesky's posterior is a dicey proposition at best - as it has the
power of Medusa's gaze when looked directly upon.
Surprisingly, however, said gas is not offensive to one's nose -
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Shawn Lesky put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.
Shawn Lesky put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong.
Shawn Lesky put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop.
Shawn Lesky put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip.
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you guys are hilarious. the constant ripping of this guy is pure comedy.
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ShawnLesky built skynet which then built the terminators which then led to armageddon.
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Shawn Lesky turned water into straub beer.
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ShawnLesky was the voice of the Taco Bell dog.
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Who let the dogs out?
Who? Who?
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ivan forget that. he fully admitted to not paying a bill.
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In what they called the Ice Bowl, Shawn Lesky scored
on a Qb sneak with 2 seconds left to defeat the Dallas Cowboys on the
frozen tundra of lambeu field. Many call it one of the great games ever
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Solar Wind?
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ShawnLesky once body slammed Andre the Giant. Andre told ShawnLesky, in
fractured English, that his web graphics lacked creativity and wasted
limited memory with their hackneyed color and nebulous form.
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How many ShawnLesky's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. ShawnLesky produces his own damn light.
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A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then
did ShawnLesky raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying,
"Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny
bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the
lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and
breakfast cereals ...
Now did the Lord say, "First thou
pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the
number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that
thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number
three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou
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ShawnLesky deflects meteors from the Earth on an hourly basis using
only his mind. . . .even when he's sleeping. ShawnLesky is the great
protector of mankind.
The
nove;. "Clan of the Cave Bear," was based on a dream that ShawnLesky
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ShawnLesky caused the big bang by merely snapping his fingers.
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ShawnLesky refers to his encounter with Madonna as the big bang.
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Well there was that large bowl of beans as well.
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ShawnLesky was the reason Rome fell.
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Shawn Lesky taught Michael Jackson to moondance. He developed the
technique whilst on a trip to the moon. He was there in the late 16th
century, digging the craters to prove Gallileo's theory correct. This
was important at the time, because Gallileo was Shawn Lesky's
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Shawn Lesky files his toenails with a rat-tailed reamer.
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ShawnLesky is almost as cute as Sidney Crosby. OMG!!!!
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Unlike everyone else, ShawnLesky puts his pants on both legs at a time.
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ShawnLesky pulled the sword out of the stone.
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Lesky once beat the Devil in a guitar solo duel. On a completely different occasion, he beat Steve Vai in a guitar solo duel.
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Shawn Lesky upon coming to the conclusion that women aren't so clean turned himself into the solution.
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shawn is a waste of sperm
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This thread is almost as funny as canadian_girl's "publicity stunt" thread.
Here goes:
ShawnLesky had a pet rock. It ran away.
ShawnLesky got served when he was 22.
ShawnLesky refers to them as The Toronto Maple Leaves
ShawnLesky
has got plenty of cash. ShawnLesky has got plenty of friends.
ShawnLesky drives women wild when he drives up in the Mercedes-Benz.
ShawnLesky trained the third Lassie after the second Lassie died choking on a broken chicken bone.
ShawnLesky has all this water, but not a drop to drink.
ShawnLesky got a fake phone number from Livestrong
ShawnLesky knows where in the world Carmen Santiago is.
ShawnLesky is cooler than you. ShawnLesky is cool enough to know that he is not as cool as me.
ShawnLesky won the Stanley Cup on NHL 2004 with the difficulty on Medium.
ShawnLesky knows that life just like hockey is indeed a game of inches
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ShawnLesky let the dogs out.
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Shawn Lesky's life served as the inspiration for 'Good Will Hunting.'
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critical changes were made to adapt the story to a screenplay: the "its
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ShawnLesky was the one who actually coined the catch-phrase "whoa!" Joey Lawrence is just a rotten phoney.
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ShawnLesky started a band called Green Jelly.
A decade after their breakup...no band has even approached their level of awesome.
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ShawnLesky fired the legendary 'shot heard round the world' that started the american revolution.
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shawn lesky killed JFK.
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and is a member of the russian KGB!!
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Shawn lesky is hiding Bin Laden in his shoe.
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sometime if i lose something...i find it in my shoe..
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check your pockets. thats how they found saddam
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One time Shawn Lesky was in a diner, and some guy dropped a fork, so Lesky killed the whole town.
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What has two thumbs and likes BJs?
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he also owns a minor league baseball team called the K.C Royals.
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Shawn lesky is Shawn lesky!
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I find it rude that he isn't posting in this thread more often.
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I find it rude that he isn't posting in this thread more often.
Shawn Lesky is above rudeness in all aspects.
God often asks Shawn Lesky for advice on how the Universe should be run.
Shawn Lesky owns the Pens, not Mario Lemieux. He just uses Lemieux as a poster because it's a good image for the team.
Shawn Lesky solved the NHL labor conflict.
Shawn Lesky framed Karl Rove. Shawn Lesky let the leak out and is trying set Rove up.
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Shawn Lesky invented beef jerky when he skinned a cow with his finger nails, didn't even break a sweat.
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shawnlesky invented the wheel and taught the Wright brothers how to build a plane
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Shawn Lesky is crosby's father..and mother.
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ShawnLesky loves deforestation. He only plants more trees so that 20
years (human years, not Lesky years) later he may repeat the process
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Shawn Lesky is the one who discovered that hitting the cue ball with
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Shawn Lesky invented left, right, up, and down.
All
during spare time while he was creating the theory of relativity as a
gift to Einstien for all the good food Einstien's sister made.
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Shawn Lesky called Plaxico Burress a noob after a game of Madden.
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God originally had Shawn Lesky slated to play the role of Chuck Norris
in life, but Shawn Lesky turned down the offer because he thought the
body wasn't manly enough.
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ShawnLesky knows the whereabouts of the WMDs.
ShawnLesky bought Sam a drink and then turned that one drink into
two using only his mind and then proceeded to give that second drink to
Sam's dog. And then followed it up by suing Mike Lange for copyright
infringement but not before destroying his credit.
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you all are too funny. by the way who invinted humor?
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Bah weep granah weep ninni bong is the universal greeting, but that's only because it translates to "I know ShawnLesky, do you?"
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ShawnLesky fornicated with 40 women last year at Carnivale in Rio.
Bill Dance broke the PA state fly fishing record when he caught a 5'10" 208 lbs ShawnLesky on a green-weenie.
ShawnLesky went on "Blind Date" and murdered his date with a broken Doobie Brothers CD just to amuse himself.
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Shawn Lesky bested Nostrodamas in a game of chess
once....sending him into a psychotic frenzy in which he began to make
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The IBM Chess computer program "Deeper Blue" that defeated Garry
Kasparov 3.5-2.5 was not a computer program at all. ShawnLesky was
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many people beleive that earthquakes are caused by the movement of the
earth's plates, but really they are caused when ShawnLesky stomps his
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Shawn Lesky is the world.
Shawn Lesky is the children.
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ShawnLesky was pretty much the only Marvel character ever to beat Wolverine (besides Magneto).
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On December 7th, 1941 ShawnLesky got so angry he nearly destroyed an
entire naval base in the pacific ocean but he had the American media
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ShawnLesky assasinated Julius Caesar.
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So Shawn Lesky was the reason Rome fell
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i announced that already today.
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ShawnLesky once held his breath under water for over an hour while fighting a shark.
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ShawnLesky defeated hercules once in a game of arm wrestling
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A dingo killed ShawnLesky.
3 days later he arose and bitch slapped that dingo a new one.
All while posting a Penguin financial analysis.
Oh and humping blind willies mom....
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ShawnLesky is strong to the 'finich' cause he eats his spinach
Is very bad take ShawnLesky's rum....is very bad.
ShawnLesky killed him a bar when he was only 3.
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#1130758 - 08/25/05 09:28 AM
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ShawnLesky played Schneider on "One Day at a Time."
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Not only is Shawn Lesky the first to break the sound barrier he is the sound barrier.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse? ShawnLesky and his three brothers: RonLesky, JohnLesky and VaughnLesky.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse? ShawnLesky and his three brothers: RonLesky, JohnLesky and VaughnLesky.
Wrong. His brothers are Arn, Ole, and Tully.
Learn Freaking LESkY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ShawnLesky invented the dreaded Purple Nurple, which
he employed with great effectiveness on Napoleon III at the behest of
prime minister Otto von Bismarck (The Chancellor of Blood and Iron) in
response to France's request that the all future Hohenzollern candidacy
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invented the dreaded Purple Nurple, which he employed with great
effectiveness on Napoleon III at the behest of prime minister Otto von
Bismarck (The Chancellor of Blood and Iron) in response to France's
request that the all future Hohenzollern candidacy for the Spanish
throne be withdrawn.
This is the real history behind the Franco-Prussian War.
Interestingly
enough William, a less precise prototype of said attack was perfected
by ShawnLesky on Napolean III's famous military uncle.
Up to
this occasion in young Bonaparte's life, he was known by his true birth
name Jean-Francois LeDonna. He was henceforth known by a incorrectly
remembered victory cry by the emerging Lesky: "Nipple On LeDonna
Smarts!"
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May Lesky smile upon your fortunes, Thorp.
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ShawnLesky has discovered an irrefutable mathematical formula for success in sports. It reads as follows:
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Success
is 3 parts skill, 7 parts utilization or "role" as many like to call
it. Player has x, y, and z skills. If on Team A, he's asked to perform
b, q, and r tasks, he might not excel, but place him on a team and give
him the opportunity to perform tasks x, y, and z that he's better at
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At one point during the creation of the universe ShawnLesky_Had_A_Beard.
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Shawn Lesky was Michael Jackson's first victim, or should I say fantasy
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ShawnLesky wants to rock.
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He wants - to - rock...
Rock
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See, Willy's on the ball . . .
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#1131066 - 08/25/05 02:26 PM
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Here ShawnLesky goes on his own.
Going down the only road ShawnLesky's ever known
Like a drifter ShawnLesky was born to walk alone
And ShawnLesky knows what it means
to walk along, the lonely street of dreams
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and ShwanLesky is on the balls.
ShwanLesky's only failure - ever, was trying to get ladyguin to lighten up.
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#1131068 - 08/25/05 02:28 PM
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Shawn Lesky loves the little children
All the children of the world
Black and yellow, red and white
They're all precious in His sight
Shawn Lesky loves the little children of the world
...but not too much, mind you.
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#1131069 - 08/25/05 02:28 PM
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ShawnLesky's a cowboy
On a steel horse he rides
and he's wanted...
wanted.
Dead or Alive.
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ShawnLesky's the night, he's the night, he's the dark and the light, with eyes that see right through you . . .
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#1131071 - 08/25/05 02:31 PM
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Every rose has it’s thorn
Just like every night has it’s dawn
Just like Shawn Lesky sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has it’s thorn
Yeah it does
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A modern-day warrior
Mean mean stride,
Today’s ShawnLesky
Mean mean pride.
Though his mind is not for rent,
Don’t put him down as arrogant.
His reserve, a quiet defense,
Riding out the day’s events.
The river
And what you say about his company
Is what you say about society.
Catch the mist, catch the myth
Catch the mystery, catch the drift.
The world is, the world is,
Love and life are deep,
Maybe as his eyes are wide.
Today’s ShawnLesky,
He gets high on you,
And the space he invades
He gets by on you.
No, his mind is not for rent
To any God or government.
Always hopeful, yet discontent,
He knows changes aren’t permanent,
But change is.
And what you say about his company
Is what you say about society.
Catch the witness, catch the wit,
Catch the spirit, catch the spit.
The world is, the world is,
Love and life are deep,
Maybe as his skies are wide.
Exit the warrior,
Today’s ShawnLesky,
He gets high on you,
And the energy you trade,
He gets right on to the friction of the day.
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ShawnLesky's eyes,
*clap clap*
are watching you.
Watching your every move.
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Quote:
A modern-day warrior
Mean mean stride,
Today’s ShawnLesky
Mean mean pride.
Though his mind is not for rent,
Don’t put him down as arrogant.
His reserve, a quiet defense,
Riding out the day’s events.
The river
And what you say about his company
Is what you say about society.
Catch the mist, catch the myth
Catch the mystery, catch the drift.
The world is, the world is,
Love and life are deep,
Maybe as his eyes are wide.
Today’s ShawnLesky,
He gets high on you,
And the space he invades
He gets by on you.
No, his mind is not for rent
To any God or government.
Always hopeful, yet discontent,
He knows changes aren’t permanent,
But change is.
And what you say about his company
Is what you say about society.
Catch the witness, catch the wit,
Catch the spirit, catch the spit.
The world is, the world is,
Love and life are deep,
Maybe as his skies are wide.
Exit the warrior,
Today’s ShawnLesky,
He gets high on you,
And the energy you trade,
He gets right on to the friction of the day.
I win at posting ShawnLesky lyrics.
Yes. Yes you do.
Excellent, Sir!
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Though his mind is not for rent,
sure it is. $5/MB.
Quote:
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i'm going to have to work at that.
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*wipes away a tear*
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ShawnLesky's eyes,
*clap clap*
are watching you.
Watching your every move.
On second thought I do not win at this.
Lesky's a maniac,
a maniac!!!!!
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The song "Come on Eileen" was orginally sung by Lesky's Midnight Runners.
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Listen up everybody if you wanna take a chance.
just get on the floor and do the Lesky dance.
Don’t worry ’bout nothing ’cause it won’t take long.
Lesky's gonna put you in a trance with his funky song,
’cause ShawnLesky's
Hangin’ tough, hangin’ tough, hangin’ tough.
Lesky's rough....
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Lesky's first 3 albums were orginally released under his stage name, Shawn Cougar.
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Somehow, I feel that this is going to prove to be
the most side-splitting section of the entire thread. These are killing
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BowWowWow scored a hit in 1982 with the song "I Want Lesky."
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gorgobot,
"He gets high on you!"
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#1131122 - 08/25/05 02:59 PM
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Lesky's never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
he knows your not a fool
He Should've known better than to cheat a friend
and waste the chance that he'd been given
ShawnLesky's never gonna dance again
The way he danced with you
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Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Lesky's watching you . . .
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Lesky can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Lesky can you feel me?
Can I help to cheer you.
Ooooh, Lesky, Lesky, Lesky . . .
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ShawnLesky's........
comin' down the mountain
one of many children
everybody has
their own opinion
everybody has
their own opinion
holding it back
hurts so bad
jumping out of my flesh
and i said -
cash in!
cash in now honey
cash in now
cash in now
cash in now honey
cash in miss smith
cash in now!
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ShawnLesky deals in facts.
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ShawnLesky wears his sunglasses at night.
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#1131136 - 08/25/05 03:09 PM
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ShawnLesky oh the time has come
and you know that you're the only one to say...okay.
Lesky's motoring
What's your price for flight?
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#1131138 - 08/25/05 03:09 PM
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ShawnLesky was born in a small town
And he lives in a small town
He's gonna die in a small town
Oh, that's probably where they'll bury Lesky.
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#1131145 - 08/25/05 03:12 PM
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Ice ice baby, ice ice baby
All right stop, collaborate and listen
Lesky is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? yo -- Lesky don’t know
Turn off the lights and I’ll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Dance, bum rush the speaker that booms
Lesky's killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain way
You better hit bull’s eye, Lesky don’t play
If there was a problem, yo, Lesky'll solve it
Check out the hook while my dj revolves it
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#1131146 - 08/25/05 03:12 PM
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It's Lesky!
You can't see it
It's Lesky!
You gotta feel it
It's Lesky!
Ooh, it's shakin'
It's Lesky!
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara
She's a pumpin' like a matic
She's a movin' like Lesky
She sure got the boogie
You gotta know it
It's Lesky
Boogie woogie, woogie!
Now you can't hold it
It's Lesky
Boogie woogie, woogie!
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere
I've got to move,
I'm going on a party ride
I've got to groove, groove, groove,
And from this music I just can't hide.
Are you comin' with me?
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the Lesky slide
Some say it's mystic
It's Lesky
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't resist it
It's Lesky
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't do without it
It's Lesky
Boogie woogie, woogie
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like Lesky
She sure got the boogie
Don't wanna lose it
It's Lesky
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you can't choose it
It's Lesky
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere
I've got to move,
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the Lesky slide
Some say it's mystic
It's Lesky
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't resist it
It's Lesky
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't do without it
It's Lesky
Boogie woogie, woogie
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like Lesky
She sure got the boogie
Don't wanna lose it
It's Lesky
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you can't choose it
It's Lesky
Boogie woogie, woogie
But you know it's there,
Yeah here there everywhere
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#1131148 - 08/25/05 03:13 PM
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Oh Lesky
what a pity you don't understand.
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand.
Oh Lesky
you're so pretty
can't you understand.
It's guys like you
Lesky
ooh what you do
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Re: Random Facts about Shawn Lesky
#1131151 - 08/25/05 03:14 PM
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Quote:
Oh Lesky
what a pity you don't understand.
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand.
Oh Lesky
you're so pretty
can't you understand.
It's guys like you
Lesky
ooh what you do
Lesky
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#1131152 - 08/25/05 03:15 PM
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ShawnLesky blinded me with science...
"ShawnLesky blinded me with science!"
And hit me with technology.
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#1131154 - 08/25/05 03:17 PM
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shawn lesky killed jimmy hoffa
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#1131158 - 08/25/05 03:19 PM
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New boy in the neighborhood
Lives downstairs and it is understood.
He’s there just to take good care of me,
Like he’s one of the family.
Lesky in Charge
Of our days and our nights
Lesky in Charge
Of our wrongs and our rights
And I sing, I want,
I want Lesky in Charge of me.
Lesky in Charge
Of our days and our nights
Lesky in Charge
Of our wrongs and our rights
And I sing, I want,
I want Lesky in Charge of me.
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#1131169 - 08/25/05 03:22 PM
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Say, candy and ronnie, have you seen them yet
But they’re so spaced out, lesky and the jets
Oh but they’re weird and they’re wonderful
Oh lesky he’s really keen
He’s got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Lesky and the jets
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#1131181 - 08/25/05 03:28 PM
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I remember all my life
Raining down as cold as ice
Shadows of a man
A face through a window
Crying in the night
The night goes into
Morning, just another day
Happy people pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me, ShawnLesky
Well you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away, ShawnLesky
Well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, ShawnLesky
I'm standing on the edge of time
I walked away when love was mine
Caught up in a world of uphill climbing
The tears are in my mind
And nothing is rhyming, ShawnLesky
Well you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away, ShawnLesky
Well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, ShawnLesky
Yesterday's a dream I face the morning
Crying on the breeze
The pain is calling, ShawnLesky
Well you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away, ShawnLesky
Well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, ShawnLesky
You came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away, ShawnLesky
You kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you ...
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#1131185 - 08/25/05 03:30 PM
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Wake up Lesky I think I got something to say to you
It’s late september and I really should be back at school
I know I keep you amused but I feel I’m being used
Oh Lesky I couldn’t have tried any more
You lured me away from home just to save you from being alone
You stole my heart and that’s what really hurt
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#1131199 - 08/25/05 03:37 PM
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Your own personal Lesky
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal Lesky
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who’s there
Feeling unknown
And you’re all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I’ll make you a believer
Take second best
Put me to the test
Things on your chest
You need to confess
I will deliver
You know I’m a forgiver
Reach out and touch Shawn
Reach out and touch Shawn
Your own personal Lesky...
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#1131205 - 08/25/05 03:42 PM
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If you want his body
And his name is Lesky
C'mon sugar, let him know.
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#1131229 - 08/25/05 03:58 PM
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You people are psychotic.
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#1131233 - 08/25/05 04:01 PM
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Quote:
You people are psychotic.
Don't count yourself out.
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#1131239 - 08/25/05 04:08 PM
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The comic book Judge Dredd was written about ShawnLesky's days as a campus security guard at Penn State.
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On a not-entirely-unrelated note: ShawnLesky is Stallone's right bicep in "Rambo: First Blood Part II"
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#1131246 - 08/25/05 04:14 PM
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At home
Drawing pictures
Of mountain tops
With him on top
Lemon yellow sun
Arms raised in a V
Dead lay in pools of maroon below
Daddy didn't give attention
To the fact that mommy didn't care
King Lesky the wicked
Ruled his world
Lesky spoke in class today
Lesky spoke in class today
Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little [censored]
But we unleashed a lion
Gnashed his teeth
And bit the recessed lady's breast
How could i forget
He hit me with a surprise left
My jaw left hurtin
Dropped wide open
Just like the day
Like the day i heard
Daddy didn't give affection
And the boy was something mommy wouldn't wear
King Lesky the wicked
Ruled his world
Lesky spoke in class today
Lesky spoke in class today
Try to forget this...
Try to erase this...
From the Message Board .
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#1131248 - 08/25/05 04:15 PM
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Commando was based on the true story of one Shawn Lesky.
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C'mon cowboy, that last word has to be "messageboard."
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#1131254 - 08/25/05 04:19 PM
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"That Ain't Gangsta"
[Verse 1:]
How you gonna take this? like a Man or a bitch?
you gon' get it on Lesky or you gon' snitch?
I represent Leskys in the hood gettin' rich
man, I stack chips and I unload clips
after 3 Summers in the joint I thought life was hard
some Leskys started fightin', some Leskys found God
you know me, started sellin' leek in the yard
yo, I ran into Leskys who used to have Hummers
big as Hell in the joint wearin' '86 numbers
damm Dog, you been in here that long?
you could think that, but say that and yo' arse is dead wrong
a convo is only three words, "yo whattup"
you ain't gotta work out to leave this bitch cut up
let a Lesky find out you on some goin' home stuff
and you tryin' to bounce without payin' a loan, stuff
some Leskys beat cases on the strength of they cream
after the witnesses disappeared on the strength of they team
I'm hard as Hell to get along wit' so it never fails
a lesky I got beef with end up in the same jail
he had a L rolled in bible paper blowin' the lye
I sent him a little kite just to be blowin' his high
and when I shot you in NewYork why would I box you now?
If I catch you in the yard I'm'a ox you down
leskys you think is real really can't hold they own
I'll have 'em on some E.T. stuff tryin' to phone home
in here a gemstar is like a Nine Milly chrome
it's similar, infact they'll both split ya dome
scars are souvenirs, Leskys always take 'em home.
[Chorus]
You got blown over the Lesky? (that ain't gangsta)
ShawnLesky ran when you got clapped? (that ain't gangsta)
rockin' a vest with no gat? (that ain't gangsta)
ShawnLesky's a thug when you rap? (that ain't gangsta)
Leskys jooked you for your track? (that ain't gangsta)
Lesky ran to other thugs to get it back? (that ain't gangsta)
Leskys ran off with your packs? (that ain't gangsta)
If Lesky ain't bustin' his gat (that ain't gangsta)
[Verse 2:]
You'd call me an Animal if you seen me livin' on lock
I stay in a box cats be shook when I'm visitin' pop-ulation
when I walk by, Leskys like "Lesky don't play Son"
"yeah, somethin' really wrong with that Lesky..."
max out, I'm goin' straight for the glock
bust a u-turn, I'm goin' straight to the block
the things that'll happen if Leskys say I can't eat
down goes the window....out goes the heat
I'll make the whole block look like a f*ckin' trackmeet
some get it in the leg, some get it in the back
some get it in the foot, bleed all over their airmax
Lesky pump my packs or pay poor tax
it's extortion, it happens in the hood often
claim more lives than choices, free abortions
Rich Nice says I got a problem with the dice
'cause I put the title to the Benz on the line twice
I rock stuff 'cause I stay on that block stuff
that 9mm Ruger to your knot stuff
see the difference is I'm real and you not, kid
I still stash crack money in my sock, stuff
ya'll Leskys wanna pop stuff? I pop clips
leave with your blood on my mink in the drop Six
ShawnLesky and Morozov can't stop this
since '86 my whole clique pop Criss.
[Chorus]
5-5-1 BLLLAAAP BLLLAAAP!!
1-3-4 BLLLAAAP BLLLAAAP!!
What the f*%& you know about that?
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#1131259 - 08/25/05 04:21 PM
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And we're psychotic?
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On a warm summer’s evenin’ on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with ShawnLesky; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin’ out the window at the darkness
’til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.
ShawnLesky said, son, I’ve made a life out of readin’ people’s faces,
And knowin’ what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
So if you don’t mind my sayin’, I can see you’re out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey I’ll give you some advice.
So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
ShanwLesky Said, if you’re gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.
You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you’re sittin’ at the table.
There’ll be time enough for countin’ when the dealin’s done.
Now ev’ry gambler knows that the secret to survivin’
Is knowin’ what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
’cause ev’ry hand’s a winner and ev’ry hand’s a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.
So when Lesky’d finished speakin’, he turned back towards the window,
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness ShawnLesky, he broke even.
But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.
You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you’re sittin’ at the table.
There’ll be time enough for countin’ when the dealin’s done.
You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count you r money when you’re sittin’ at the table.
There’ll be time enough for countin’ when the dealin’s done.
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And we're psychotic?
ShawnLesky isn't just a little bit country & a little bit rock n roll...
He's a little bit gangsta as well, bitches.
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ShawnLesky's made for walking, and that's just what he'll do
One of these days ShawnLesky's gonna walk all over you
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#1131268 - 08/25/05 04:27 PM
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No "I want a funky little jewish Lesky"?
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Quote:
And we're psychotic?
ShawnLesky isn't just a little bit country & a little bit rock n roll...
He's a little bit gangsta as well, bitches.
Well, in that case:
Lesky's the king of rock, there is none higher
Sucker MC's should call him sire
To burn his kingdom, you must use fire
He won't stop rockin' till he retires
Now he rocks the party and come correct
His cuts are on time and rhymes connect
Got the right to vote and will elect
And other rappers can't stand him, but give him respect
They called him and said he's gettin iller
There's no one chiller
It's not Michael Jackson and this is not Thriller
As one def rapper, he knows he can hang
He's Shawn from ShawnLesky, like Kool from Kool and the Gang
Roll to the rock, rock to the roll
Lesky stands for devestating financials
You can't touch him with a ten foot pole
And he even made the devil sell him his soul
Now he crashes through walls, cuts through floors
Busts through ceilings and knocks down doors
And when he's on the tape, he's fresh out the box
You can hear his sound for blocks and blocks
For every living person he's a purple treat
It's ShawnLesky, so where's the beat?
Now he's the baddest of the bad, the coolest of the cool
He's ShawnLesky, I rock and roll. I'm DJ Shawn, he rocks and rules
It's not a Trick or Treat and it's not a April Fool
It's all brand new, never ever old school
You got the music in your body and you can't comprehend
When your mind won't wiggle and your knees will bend
Music ain't nothin but a people's jam
It's ShawnLesky rockin without a band
Now he walked on ice and never fell
He spent my time in a plush hotel
He stood on many stages, held many mics
Take airplane flights, at huge heights
So all you sucker MC's, you gotta say please
Cause when he jumps high, he's pulling down weeds
Got a song so strong, it's knocking down trees
Is it hard to believe it's ShawnLesky
He is from, around the way
And Shawn goes to school, every day
And Lesky plays the records he has to play
And he gest down with no delay, HEY!
He rocks the party with the words he speaks
And Shawn says the rhymes that are unique
And Lesky cuts the records every day of the week
And he's the crew that can never be beat
So don't try to diss him, try to be his friend
Cause if you do, you'll get yours in the end
The rhymes he says, shall set a trend
Because a devestating rap is what he sends
Every jam we play, we break two needles
There's three of us but we're not the Beatles
His name is Lesky, you can call him 'ski
You can call me Shawn Mack, or you can call him Lesky
People always ask, "Lesky, what does it mean?"
Lesky's for never dirty, Shawn's never clean
Like he said before, he rocks hardcore
He's DJ Shawn, He can scratch. He's Lesky, He can draw
And now he's got the knack, to attract
His rhyme's an aphrodisiac
He'll reign on your brain and rock your knot
When it comes to rock, give it all he's got
To be Lesky, he's got what it takes
Let the poppers pop and the breakers break
He's a cool cool cat, it's like that
That's the way it is, so stay the hell back
He's causin hard times, for sucker MC's
Cause they don't make no songs like these
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Aaaaand, I'm spent.
I'm outta here, bitches.
See you all Lesky.
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Busted flat in baton rouge, headin’ for the trains,
Feelin’ nearly faded as my jeans.
Lesky thumbed a diesel down just before it rained,
Took us all the way to new orleans.
Took my harpoon out of my dirty red bandana
And was blowin’ sad while Lesky sang the blues,
With them windshield wipers slappin’ time and
Lesky clappin’ hands we finally sang up every song
That driver knew.
Freedom’s just another word for nothin’ left to lose,
And nothin’ ain’t worth nothin’ but it’s free,
Feelin’ good was easy, lord, when Lesky sang the blues,
And buddy, that was good enough for me,
Good enough for me and my Shawn Lesky.
From the coalmines of kentucky to the california sun,
Lesky shared the secrets of my soul,
Standin’ right beside me through everythin’ I done,
And every night she kept me from the cold.
The somewhere near salinas, lord, I let her slip away,
She was lookin’ for the love I hope she’ll find,
Well I’d trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday,
Holdin’ Lesky’s body close to mine.
Freedom’s just another word for nothin’ left to lose,
And nothin’ left was all she left to me,
Feelin’ good was easy, lord, when Lesky sang the blues,
And buddy, that was good enough for me.
Good enough for me and Shawn Lesky.
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The bit done by Bill Saluga:
Ahh, ya
doesn't has to call me Johnson! You can call me Ray, or you can call me
Jay, or you can call me Johnny or you can call me Sonny, or you can
call me RayJay, or you can call me RJ... but ya doesn't hafta call me
Johnson
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Ahh,
ya doesn't has to call me Lesky! You can call me Lesky, or you can call
me Lesky, or you can call me Lesky or you can call me Lesky, or you can
call me Lesky, or you can call me Lesky... but ya doesn't hafta call me
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Shawn Lesky, you don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night
Shawn Lesky, you don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right
Shawn Lesky, you don't have to put on the red light
Shawn Lesky, you don't have to put on the red light
Put on the red light, put on the red light
Put on the red light, put on the red light
Put on the red light, oh
I loved you since I knew ya
I wouldn't talk down to ya
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again it's a bad way
Shawn Lesky, you don't have to put on the red light
Shawn Lesky, you don't have to put on the red light
You don't have to put on the red light
Put on the red light, put on the red light
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I'm too lazy but someone has to work Shawn Lesky into Thriller.
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Stop as Shawn drops this bomb
Blow up like another Vietnam
Heavy like a Lesky blow to the dome
Back up son gimme room gimme room
To set it off like this don't give it up
Lesky's all up in you till you just can get enough
Real hard to bone, you want more?
Lesky sneaks up on you like a sniper at your back door
Phat flava for Shawn's brain you know the time
So check the Lesky it's for real i'm gonna get mine
He'll roll up on you like Eastwood
Blowin up fifteens as Lesky's ridin through your neighbourhood
I spreads butter like Lesk-ay
Real smooth with the flow, and even when I parlay
Do what you feel and check his skill
He's in your grill, peep this Lesky got the raw deal
In his Cheep Cherokee or Land Cruis-ah
When Shawn's rollin through your hood he wanna use a
Track like this all up in his eardrum
He checks his EQ, he lets his speakers hum
And it gets crazy like prozac
Hype enough to start a party, and Lesky as a heart attack
Round one round two knock out
Straight to your head, Lesky's round never lights out.
Ta ra ta ra ta ra Les-ky
Ta ra ta ra ta ra Les-ky-ay
Ta ra ta ra ta ra Les-ky
Ta ra ta ra ta ra Les-ky-ay
Lesky Lesky y'all Lesky damn Lesky yay
Gimme the mic Shawn so I can take it away
Got more lines then the welfare office
Are you upset you'll never be as clever as Lesky is?
Spreadin quicker than Willy's mom
Have a feel but don't cop it
Yeah Shawn stole your beat
but that's cuz you dropped it
Crude as oil
Unrefined but slick
Lesky's gonna get you from behind
Like a gay convict.
Cuz his name ain't Quasimodo
But he's still got a hunch
Like the Jim Jones cult
He'll take you out with one punch
Cuz you're Spiro Agnew
Lesky's the dick you answer to
He's sweating like a watermelon
At a baptist barbeque
Sneakin up like celery
Shawn he's stalkin
He squeaks like Stephen Hawking
Yeah but Shawn's walking
Nose to ground so this bloodhound
Can sniff and follow it
Lesky hopes you choke on your pride
Then he'll make you swallow it
Screamin like a mimi
When you see Lesky comin near ya
Like a Kenny Loggins' record
No one's ever gonna hear ya
Like a game of hide and seek
It's all over if he sees ya
Cuz you're yellow than tinkle
And you be runnin like diarrhea
Ta ra ta ra ta ra Les-ky
Ta ra ta ra ta ra Les-ky-ay
Ta ra ta ra ta ra Les-ky
Ta ra ta ra ta ra Les-ky-ay
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The Bloodhound Gang feat. latter day Vanilla Ice, MC Bradford?
For shame.
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The Bloodhound Gang feat. latter day Vanilla Ice, MC Bradford?
For shame.
Yes.
And I worked a rip on your mom into it.
For this, I will never apoligize.
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Yes, I did notice the slight re-write in lyrical content - and for that I tip my sweet pirate hat. YAR!
As for calling it.. what can I say? I had some horrendous CDs in high school. Thankfully, it seems, I wasn't the only one.
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Yes, I did notice the slight re-write in lyrical content - and for that I tip my sweet pirate hat. YAR!
As for calling it.. what can I say? I had some horrendous CDs in high school. Thankfully, it seems, I wasn't the only one.
Well, they did put out some absolute shite. But that song, "BOOM," is actually decent. It's got great bass to it.
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ShawnLesky is Da Migida-Migida-Migida-Migida-Mac Daddy!
Jump! Jump!
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Comin up I was confused by Lesky kissin a girl
Confusion occurs comin up in the cold world
Lesky ain't around probably out commitin felonies
My favorite rapper Lesky used to sing ch-check out my melody
I wanna live good, so [censored] I sell d*pe for a fo-finger ring
One of them gold ropes
Lesky told me if I pass could get a sheep skin coat
If I can move a few packs and get the hat, now that'd be dope
Tossed and turned in my sleep that night
Woke up the next morning Lesky done stole my bike
Different day same sh*t, ain't nothing good in the hood
I'd run away from this b*tch Lesky and never come back if I could
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I'm too lazy but someone has to work Shawn Lesky into Thriller.
[1st Verse]
It's Close To Midnight And Shawn Lesky Lurking In The Dark
Under The Moonlight You See A Sight That Almost Stops Your Heart
You Try To Scream But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It
You Start To Freeze As Shawn Lesky Looks You Right Between The Eyes,
You're Paralyzed
[Chorus]
'Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
And No One's Gonna Save You From Shawn Lesky who is About to Strike
You Know It's Thriller, Thriller Night
You're Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller
Tonight
[2nd Verse]
You Hear The Door Slam And Realize There's Nowhere Left To Run
You Feel Shawn Lesky's Cold Hand And Wonder If You'll Ever See The Sun
You Close Your Eyes And Hope That This Is Just
Imagination
But All The While You Hear Shawn Lesky Creepin' Up
Behind
You're Out Of Time
[Chorus]
'Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
There Ain't No Second Chance Against Shawn Lesky With
Forty Eyes
You Know It's Thriller, Thriller Night
You're Fighting For Your Life Inside Of Killer, Thriller Tonight
[Bridge]
Night Creatures Call
And The Dead Start To Walk In Their Masquerade
There's No Escapin' The Jaws Of Shawn Lesky This Time
(They're Open Wide)
This Is The End Of Your Life
[3rd Verse]
They're Out To Get You, There's Demons Closing In On Every Side
They Will Possess You Unless You Change The Number On Your Dial
Now Is The Time For You And I To Cuddle Close Together
All Thru The Night I'll Save You From Shawn Lesky On The Screen,
I'll Make You See
[Chorus]
That This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
'Cause I Can Thrill You More Than Any Shawn Lesky Would Dare To Try
Girl, This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Diller, Chiller
Thriller Here Tonight
[Rap Performed By Vincent Price]
Darkness Falls Across The Land
The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of Shawn Lesky
[Into Maniacal Laugh, In Deep Echo]
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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The RIAA is soooooooooo gonna hunt us all down and sue the sh*t outta us.
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"Shawn Lesky, As Bad as Can"
It's Shawn Lesky, he's as bad as can
And he knows, he's the best!
This is Shawn Lesky, he's as bad as can
And he knows, he's the best!
He's big and he's strong...
And he knows he's better
And he knows what he gets!
He knows what he knows
He knows what we have
He knows what he gets
He gets better!
Shawn Lesky, he's as bad as can
And he knows, he's the best!
This is Shawn Lesky, he's as bad as can
He knows, he's the best!
He's big and he's strong...
And he knows he's better
And he knows what he gets!
He knows what he knows
He knows what we have
He knows what he gets
He gets better!
And he's a tough guy
And he knows
And he knows the best I get
It's Shawn Lesky, he's as bad as can
He knows, he's the best!
(Short silence)
SHAWN LESKY, he's as bad as can
He knows, he's the best!
This is Shawn Lesky, he's as bad as can
And he knows he's the best!
It's LESKY, LESKY!
LESKY... LESKY!
It's LESKY, LESKY!
It's LESKY!
He's Shawn Lesky, he's as bad as can
And he knows, he's the best!
Shawn Lesky, he's as bad as can
And he knows, he's the best!
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Just
by viewing this message board, the RIAA will be stealing Lesky's
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(Shawn Lesky shot the sheriff
But He didn’t shoot no deputy, oh no! oh!
Shawn Lesky shot the sheriff
But He didn’t shoot no deputy, ooh, ooh, oo-ooh.)
Yeah! all around in his home town,
They’re tryin’ to track him down;
They say they want to bring him in guilty
For the killing of a deputy,
For the life of a deputy.
But Shawn says:
Oh, now, now. oh!
(Shawn Lesky shot the sheriff.) - the sheriff.
(but he swears it was in selfdefence.)
Oh, no! (ooh, ooh, oo-oh) yeah!
Shawn says: I shot the sheriff - oh, lord! -
(and they say it is a capital offence.)
Yeah! (ooh, ooh, oo-oh) yeah!
Sheriff john brown always hated Shawn,
For what, He don’t know:
Every time Shawn plants a seed,
He said kill it before it grow -
He said kill them before they grow.
And so:
Read it in the news:
(Shawn Lesky shot the sheriff.) oh, lord!
(but he swears it was in self-defence.)
Where was the deputy? (oo-oo-oh)
Shawn says: I shot the sheriff,
But He swear it was in selfdefence. (oo-oh) yeah!
Freedom came Shawn's way one day
And he started out of town, yeah!
All of a sudden he saw sheriff john brown
Aiming to shoot him down,
So Shawn shot - Shawn shot - Shawn Lesky shot him down and Shawn Lesky says:
If I am guilty I will pay.
(Shawn Lesky shot the sheriff,)
But he says (but I didn’t shoot no deputy),
I didn’t shoot no deputy (oh, no-oh), oh no!
(Shawn Lesky shot the sheriff.) i did!
But he didn’t shoot no deputy. oh! (oo-oo-ooh)
Reflexes had got the better of him
And what is to be must be:
Every day the bucket a-go a well,
One day the bottom a-go drop out,
One day the bottom a-go drop out.
Shawn Lesky says:
I - I - I - I shot the sheriff.
Lord, I didn’t shot the deputy. yeah!
I - I (shot the sheriff) -
But I didn’t shoot no deputy, yeah! no, yeah!
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I cannot think of a random fact to add; I am, however, in awe of the
fact that this post is number 433 on the subject. People have more to
say about ShawnLesky than the collection of posts from the various "CP
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Shawn Lesky Shawn Lesky, living on the road
When he's in town speakers explode
He don't attract wimps 'cause he's too loud
Just true metal people that's ShawnLesky's crowd
They wanna keep him down
But they can't last
When he gets up he's gonna kick your ass
Gonna keep on burnin'
He always will
Other bands play ShawnLesky kills
Other bands play ShawnLesky kills
He likes it hard, He likes it fast
He got the biggest amps, man they blast
True metal people wanna rock not pose
Wearin' jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes
They wanna keep him down
But they can't last
When he gets up He's gonna kick your ass
Gonna keep on burnin'
He always will
Other bands play ShawnLesky kills
Other bands play ShawnLesky kills
He's the king of metal, comin' to town
When he lights up, have the roof nailed down
Don't try to tell him that he's too loud
'Cause there ain't no way that he'll ever turn down
They wanna keep him down
But they can't last
When he gets up he's gonna kick your ass
Gonna keep on burnin'
He always will
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ShawnLesky was forged in the fires of Mount Doom. It is only there that he can be destroyed. One Lesky to Rule Them All.
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ShawnLesky's brain is so big it was once mistakenly refferred to as planet Jupiter.
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Inspired by some Tenacious D on the drive home last night:
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.
Long time ago Shawn Lesky here,
he was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined Jon Sim... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[sung]
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)
[spoken]
Well ShawnLesky,
he said... "Okay."
[sung]
And he played the first thing that came to his head,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was ShawnLesky.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked him: "(snort) Be you angel?"
And he said, "Nay. I am but ShawnLesky."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthaf'n' song the greatest song in the world.
[2-part skat]
[spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song he sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
[sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, [philly]! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
[skat]
All right! All right!
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Lesky, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
Oh, ShawnLesky, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to come home
Lesky, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
Oh, ShawnLesky, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to come home
Come on home
Making love in the afternoon with ShawnLesky
Up in my bedroom (making love)
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed
Someone's taken my place
Lesky, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
Oh, ShawnLesky, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to come home
Come on home
Jubilation,
He's posting again,
I fall on the floor and I'm laughing,
Jubilation,
He's posting again,
I fall on the floor and I'm laughing
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#1131846 - 08/26/05 08:32 AM
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Artist: Shawn Lesky
Album: Lesky After Dark
Title: Funky Cold Shawn Lesky
cold cooling at a ball
looking for some action
but like Mick Jagger said
I can't get no satisfaction
the girls are all around
but none of them wanna get with me
my threads are fresh and I'm looking def
yo, wassup with the l-o-c
the girls are all jocking
at the other end of the bar
having drinks with some no-name chump
when they know that I'm the star
so I got up and strolled over
to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, "why you so fly?"
he said "funky cold Shawn Lesky"
this brother told me a secret
on how to get more chicks
put a little medina in your glass
and the girls'll come real quick
it's better than any alcohol
or afrodesiac
a couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
so I gave some to my dog, when he began to big
and then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
and did the wild thing on my leg
he used to scratch and bite me
before he was much much meaner
but now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold Shawn Lesky
you know what I'm saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strolls
they won't leave my dog alone with that Lesky thing
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#1131854 - 08/26/05 08:51 AM
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The Tenacious D is gold, Blue Meanie.
I actually had the same thought when you posted "Rock" yesterday.
ShawnLesky wants more cowbell.
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#1131857 - 08/26/05 08:56 AM
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Contrary to anyting Mick Jagger has to say, ShawnLesky can always get what he wants.
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#1131859 - 08/26/05 08:57 AM
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Quote:
The Tenacious D is gold, Blue Meanie.
I'm particularly proud of the Jon Sim reference.
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this one is dedicated to Meanie. in the immortal words of Frank the Tank..."you're my boy Blue!"
For the Glory of Old Shawn Lesky
For her founders strong and great,
For the future that we wait,
Raise the song, raise the song.
Sing our love and loyalty
Sing our hopes that bright and free
Rest, O Shawn Lesky dear, with thee,
All with thee, all with thee.
When we stood at childhood's gate,
Shapeless in the hands of fate,
Thou didst mold us, dear old Shawn Lesky
Dear old Shawn Lesky, dear old Shawn Lesky.
May no act of ours bring shame
To one heart that loves thy name,
May our lives but swell thy fame
Dear old Shawn Lesky, dear old Shawn Lesky.
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ShawnLesky knows the G-D words. My fellow alum will understand.
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Quote:
ShawnLesky knows the G-D words. My fellow alum will understand.
Yes. Yes he does.
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Shawn Lesky, the only man I'd have sex with
Shawn Lesky, I'd be intimate with
Shawn Lesky, I think he's kind of sexy
Shawn Lesky, I wonder what he looks like naked
Oh I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the great one
Oh I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the board's smartest poster
Shawn Lesky, I know he's a heterosexual man
But maybe, he'd be attracted to me
Casey Blakeney, stupid Canadian boy
Shawn Lesky, very handsome American man
Oh I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the great one
Oh I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the board's smartest poster
Shawn Lesky, I love you Shawn Lesky yeah
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Shawn Lesky made mosquitos, just to piss people off.
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the Jon Sim reference deserves an encore.
Every message board has a legend,
Passed on from year to year,
To which they pledge allegiance
And always cherish dear.
But of all the honored idols,
There's but one that stands the test
It's the stately Shawn Lesky,
The symbol of our best.
-Chorus-
Hail to the Shawn Lesky, Loyal and True,
Hail Shawn Lesky, with your White and Blue,
Shawn Lesky forever, Moulder of men,
Fight for her honor, Fight, and Victory again.
Washington has its Capitals,
New Jersey its red and black,
The Flyers of Philly,
And Rangers on attack,
Columbus has its Blue Jackets,
Up north the Sens are mean,
But the mighty Shawn Lesky,
The best they've ever seen.
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#1131928 - 08/26/05 10:43 AM
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"I'm too Lesky"
I'm too Lesky for my love too Lesky for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too Lesky for my shirt too Lesky for my shirt
So Lesky it hurts
And I'm too Lesky for Milan (Kraft) too Lesky for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too Lesky for your party
Too Lesky for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm ShawnLesky you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too Lesky for my car too Lesky for my car
Too Lesky by far
And I'm too Lesky for my hat
Too Lesky for my hat what do you think about that
I'm ShawnLesky you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too Lesky for my too Lesky for my too Lesky for my
'Cos I'm Shawnlesky you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too Lesky for my cat too Lesky for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too Lesky for my love too Lesky for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too Lesky for this song
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#1132007 - 08/26/05 11:44 AM
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You run, run, run away
It's your heart that you betray
Feeding on your hungry eyes
I bet you're not so civilized
Well isn't love primitive
A wild gift that you wanna give
Break out of captivity
And follow me stereo jungle child
Love is the kill
Your heart's still wild
Shooting at the walls of heartache
Bang, bang
I am the Lesky
Well I am the Lesky
And heart to heart you'll win
If you survive the Lesky, the Lesky
You talk, talk, you talk too me
Your eyes touch me physically
Stay with me we'll take the night
As passion takes another bite, oh
Who's the hunter, who's the game
I feel the beat call your name
I hold you close in victory
I don't wanna tame your animal style
You won't be caged in the call of the wild
Shooting at the walls of heartache
Bang, bang
I am the Lesky
Well I am the Lesky
And heart to heart you'll win
If you survive the Lesky, the Lesky
I am the Lesky
Shooting at the walls of heartache
Bang, bang
I am the Lesky
And heart to heart you'll win
If you survive the Lesky, the Lesky
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#1132069 - 08/26/05 12:15 PM
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ShawnLesky wants candy, bubblegum and taffy.
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Since Tenacious D yielded good results:
High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
There sits ShawnLesky, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you’re high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
ShawnLesky, what is the secret of your power?
ShawnLesky, won’t you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?
[spoken]
Now it’s time for me to tell you about young rightwing,
archrival and nemesis of ShawnLesky, with powers comparable to ShawnLesky.
What powers you ask? I dunno how ‘bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That’s levitation, Holmes.
How ‘bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That’s telekinesis, Denis.
How ‘bout the power to move you?
[sung]
History of ShawnLesky and young rightwing,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, yeow!
ShawnLesky, what is the secret of your power?
ShawnLesky, won’t you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?
[spoken]
Well, ShawnLesky and young rightwing joined forces;
they formed a poster the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves Double Z. That’s right,
[sung]
rightwing! and ShawnLesky!
That’s me.
[sung]
We’re now Double Z!
Come fly with me, fly!
ShawnLesky, what is the secret of your power?
ShawnLesky, won’t you take me far away from the mucky-muck man,
Oh!
[spoken]
Take my hand young rightwing, and we’ll fly!
Bring out your broadsword.
There’s marioisgod.
Slice his throat!
And grab his scroat.
You take the upper GD,
I’ll take the lower GD.
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty juice.
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I'll be highly impressed if anyone (except for Wire) knows this Urge Overkill tune.
the Sun came shining through the rain
looks like it's gonna be a rainbow day
Fruity Pebbles falling from the sky
all the colors of a rainbow high
was soothin' my soul till I seen it sail away
Bedrock in the sky
with ShawnLesky Rubble
sitting on the right hand
a hand with four big toes
now I'm not wigging on Lesky anymore
ShawnLesky loves me, that's for sure
ShawnLesky
ShawnLesky
ShawnLesky
ShawnLesky
aghast I walk these streets of stone
at last I find myself alone
now night is falling on a shapeless Sun
I beg forgiveness for the things I've done
no citizens for miles and miles
I await my judgement with a smile
Bedrock in the sky
with ShawnLesky Rubble
sitting on the right hand
a hand with four big toes
now I'm not wigging on Lesky anymore
ShawnLesky loves me, that's for sure
ShawnLesky
ShawnLesky
ShawnLesky
ah-ooh!
I'm not wigging on Lesky anymore
ShawnLesky loves me, this I know
ShawnLesky
ShawnLesky
ShawnLesky
ShawnLesky
ShawnLesky
ShawnLesky
ShawnLesky
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Another Urge tune
ShawnLesky another Emmy's passed you by
ShawnLesky if joy was pain you had to cry
Shawn if I was the woman to dry your eyes
ShawnLesky
ShawnLesky
ShawnLesky
See my life flash by just watching Lesky
Seen the whole world through his eyes
Seems my whole life waits on hold for Lesky
Women have given their life for ShawnLesky
See my life flash by just watching Lesky
Seen the whole world through his eyes
Seems my whole life waits on hold for Lesky
Women have given their life for ShawnLesky
(send in the butcher)
He's got the rhythm down
He gets around if I'm not in town
He's got the rhythm down
He gets around if I'm not in town
He's got the rhythm down
He gets around when I'm not in town
ShawnLesky let no one say your 2nd best
ShawnLesky you'll find yourself in such a mess
But Lesky, you'll step out when you put on that dress
ShawnLesky
ShawnLesky
ShawnLesky
ShawnLesky
ShawnLesky
ShawnLesky
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Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had one long horn and one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said, hoo-eee
It looks like a Shawn Lesky eater to me
{Refrain}
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' Shawn Lesky eater
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' Shawn Lesky eater
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' Shawn Lesky eater
Sure looks strange to me - One eye?
Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said Mr. Shawn Lesky Eater, don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're so tough
{Refrain} - One horn?
I said Mr. Shawn Lesky Eater, what's your line
He said eatin' Shawn Lesky and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock 'n' roll band
Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' Shawn Lesky eater
Pigeon-toed, under-growed, flyin' Shawn Lesky eater
We wear short shorts - friendly little Lesky eater
What a sight to see - Ow!
And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground
And he started to rock, a-really rockin' around
It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune
Sing a bop-bop-a-loopa-loppa-lum-bam-boom
Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' Shawn Lesky eater
Pigeon-toed, under-growed, flyin' Shawn Lesky eater
I like short shorts - flyin' Shawn Lesky eater
What a sight to see - Shawn Lesky?
And then he went on his way and then what do ya know
I saw him last night on a TV show
He was blowing it out, a-really knockin' em dead
Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head
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Eric Clapton once recorded a version of "Lesky and the Hand Jive." Then ShawnLesky sued for copyright infringement.
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Yeah... I still haven't seen a penny of royalties for the final version, Meanie.
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Lesky, get away.
Get a good job with good pay and you're okay.
Lesky, it's a gas.
Grab that Shawn with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a fantasy football team.
Lesky, get back.
I'm all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack.
Money, it's a hit.
Don't give me that do goody good bull[philly].
I'm in the high-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a Lear jet.
Lesky, it's a crime.
Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie.
Lesky, so they say
Is the source of all graphics today.
But if you ask for bandwidth it's no surprise that he's
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Yeah... I still haven't seen a penny of royalties for the final version, Meanie.
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Anyone have the lyrics for "Jesus Christ Superstar?"
I've got some blasphemin' to do . . .
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Or you could go with Lesky Is Just Alright With Me.
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I guess the patent business is slow in August.
Quite.
A lot of our engineers are on vacation.
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If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Lesky Shack! Lesky Shack yeah
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway,
lookin' for the Lesky getaway
Heading for the Lesky getaway, Lesky getaway,
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
and we're headin' on down
To the Lesky Shack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
The Lesky Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Lesky Shack baby, Lesky Shack bay-bee.
Lesky baby, that's where it's at,
Ooo Lesky baby, that's where it's at
Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools,
'cause Lesky rules at the le-e-sky Shack!
Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back
Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway
The Lesky Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Lesky Shack bay-bee! Lesky Shack baby!
Lesky Shack, that's where it's at!
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin',
wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies!
The whole shack shimmies when everybody's
Movin' around and around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little shack! Funk-y little shack!
Hop in my Chrysler,
it's as big as a whale
and it's about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats about twenty
So c'mon and bring your jukebox money.
The Lesky Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Lesky Shack baby! Lesky Shack bay-bee!
(Lesky Shack...Lesky Shack...)
Lesky Shack, that's where it's at!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang on the door baby
Bang bang on the door
Bang bang on the door baby
Bang bang
You're what?... Tin roof, rusted!
Lesky Shack, baby Lesky Shack!
Lesky Shack, baby Lesky Shack!
Lesky baby, that's where it's at
Lesky Shack, baby Lesky Shack!
Lesky baby, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a kissin',
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http://www.elyrics.net/songs/j/jesus-christ-superstar-lyrics/
The site is a pop-up nightmare, though.
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http://www.elyrics.net/songs/j/jesus-christ-superstar-lyrics/
The site is a pop-up nightmare, though.
Yeah, I find a lot of the mega-lyrics sites are. That's why I try to avoid 'em while I'm at work.
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The site also has a virus on it.
MHTMLRedir.Exploit
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Hmmm... good call Ken.
Bottom line... look elsewhere for you Lesky Christ Superstar lyrics.
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When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like ruling the message board with an iron fist
I’d post my picture and I’d act quite pissed
Bandwidth thieves…they would owe me bread
That's when my mama said
What did she say?
She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a Lesky
You have a talent for being quite vain
Son, be a Lesky
Your speeches sure do entertain
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a Lesky
You'll be a success
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I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola
C-O-L-A cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lesky
L-E-S-K-Y Lesky
Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she sqeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lesky
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man
Oh my Lesky, Le-le-le-le-le-Lesky
Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said "Little boy, won't you come home with me?"
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell
For my Lesky
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me
Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way
For my Lesky
Girl will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world
Except for Lesky
Well I'd left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lesky smiled and took me by the hand
And said "Little boy, I'm gonna make you a man"
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am
I'm glad I'm a man
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The Irony in this thread, is that ShawnLesky is
being criticized for being "meanyhead", and an "credit ruiner" etc. Yet
he has made it 50000000000000000000000000000000........ times as far as
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ShawnLesky isn't workin' for the weekend.
With that, I'm outta here. Have a Lesky weekend, everyone!
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The thread that never dies!
Some day years from now my children will be posting replies on this very thread citing the exploits of The Great Shawn Lesky.
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Lesky 3.1
Edited by nelson (08/27/05 02:50 AM)
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Oh mama I'm in fear for my life
From the long arm of the law
Shawn Lesky has put an end to my running
And I'm so far from my home
Oh mama I can hear you a crying
You're so scared and all alone
Shawn Lesky is coming down from the gallows
And I don't have very long
This jig is up the news is out
Shawn Lesky's has finally found me
The renegade who had it made
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
This will be the end today of the wanted man
Oh mama I've been years on the lamb
And had a high price on my head
Shawn Lesky said get him dead or alive
Now it's for sure lesky will see me dead
Dear mama I can hear you a crying
You're so scared and all alone
Shawn Lesky is coming down from the gallows
And I don't have very long
This jig is up the news is out
ShawnLesky has finally found me
The renegade who had it made
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
ShawnLesky will have revenge today
On the wanted man
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And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, I’ll say it clear,
I’ll state my case, of which I’m certain.
I’ve lived a life that’s full.
I’ve traveled each and ev’ry highway;
And more, much more than this,
I did it Lesky's way.
Regrets, I’ve had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.
I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it Lesky's way.
Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it Lesky's way.
I’ve loved, I’ve laughed and cried.
I’ve had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.
To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
No, oh no not me,
I did it Lesky's way.
For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows -
And did it Lesky's way!
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Bump
Shawn Lesky once killed a man with a trident.
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Regardless of threads that claim otherwise on this very board (the impertinence!) ShawnLesky actually calls the shots.
All the shots.
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i am not dumb, however, if you think that way, i'd rather kick you in the balls with a golf club.
-livestrong
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livestrong didn't really say that, did she?! Unbelievable!
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Yeah, I just noticed that TCO, very nice. As for how to respond to something that inane... a few of us had some ideas.
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Yeah, I just noticed that TCO, very nice. As for how to respond to something that inane... a few of us had some ideas.
Damn, I missed all the fun!
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Regardless of threads that claim otherwise on this very board (the impertinence!) ShawnLesky actually calls the shots.
All the shots.
Anyone that doubts this should get kick in the balls with a golf club(which ShawnLesky could actually do)
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Exactly.
ShawnLesky is a big baller and a shot-caller.
He also has 20 inch rims on his Impala.
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ShawnLesky knows that you have posted non-ShawnLesky related thoughts in the ShawnLesky thread. ShawnLesky is not amused.
The
original manuscript for ``Cry, The Beloved Country`` claimed that ``all
roads lead to ShawnLesky.`` ShawnLesky sued, and the line was then
changed to ``All roads lead to Johannesburg.`` ShawnLesky then felt bad
for causing this literary classic to become a little less classic than
it should have been. As a peace offering, ShawnLesky ended apartheid.
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Shawn Lesky had a fairly standard childhood. His father was a
relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low
grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father
would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he
invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of
being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess
and the insane lament. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring
he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap
bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve
he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian
named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. He says there really
is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- he highly
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Put your black and gold glasses in,
Your black and gold glasses out,
Your black and gold glasses in,
And shake it all about.
You do the Shawn Lesky
And turn yourself around.
Now put your credit report in,
Your credit report out,
credit report in
Then you shake it all about.
And then you do the Shawn Lesky
Turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.
You put your stupid nickname in,
You put your stupid nickname out,
Put your Amoz in,
And bang it all about.
Do the Shawn Lesky
And turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about.
Let's Do the Shawn Lesky!
Let's Do the Shawn Lesky!
Let's Do the Shawn Lesky!
That's what it's all about.
Put your copyright in,
Your copyright out,
Your copyright in,
And shake it all about,
You do the Shawn Lesky,
And you turn yourself around.
Now put your silly analogy in,
And your silly analogy out,
silly analogy,
And Blblblblbl!
You do the Shawn Lesky
Turn yourself around
That's what it's all about.
You put your picture in,
Put your picture out,
Put your picture in,
You put your picture out,
Put your picture in,
You put your picture out,
Put your picture in,
You put your picture out,
Put your picture in,
You put your picture out,
Put your picture in,
You put your picture out,
Put your picture in,
You put your picture out,
Do the Shawn Lesky,
Turn yourself about.
Let's do the Shawn Lesky!
Let's do the Shawn Lesky!
Let's do the Shawn Lesky!
That's what it's all about.
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Re: Random Facts about Shawn Lesky
#1133194 - 08/28/05 02:00 AM
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Ken should be moved from the level of Grizzled Vet to Shawn Lesky just for the Amoz reference.
i've heard rumors that Larry Foote is so enamored with Shawn Lesky he is having Lutha tattooed over with Lesky.
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Re: Random Facts about Shawn Lesky
#1133200 - 08/28/05 02:22 AM
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ShawnLesky thanks you for bumping this back up to the top.
Your loyalty shall not be forgotten.
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Re: Random Facts about Shawn Lesky
#1133201 - 08/28/05 02:28 AM
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Hey Lesky's in the place he'svcallin' out to ya
There never was a city kid truer and bluer
There's more to him than you'll ever know
And he's got more hits than Sadaharu Oh
Ton Thumb Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery
Date women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Woolery
Words are flowing out just like the Grand Canyon
And he's always out looking for a female companion
Lesky threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib
He took off her moccasins and put on my bib
He's wheelin' and dealin' he makes a little bit of stealing
He'll bring you back to the place and your dress I'm peeling
His body's on time and his mind is appealing
Staring at the cracks up there upon the ceiling
Some such nonsense is the bass that he's throwing
Talking to a girl telling her he's all knowing
She's talking to the kid to the who
He telling here every lie that you know that he never did
Lesky in the corner with a good looking daughter
He dropped my drawers and it was welcome back Kotter
They were cutting up the rug she started cutting up the carpet
In my apartment he begged her please stop it
The gift of gab is the gift that Lesky has
And that girl ain't nothing but the blue plate crab
Special at Woodman's in Essex Mass
Educated no stupid yes
And when he says stupid he means stupid fresh
He's not James at 15 or Chachi in charge
He's Lesky and he's adamant about living large
With the white sassoons and the looks that kill
Makin' love in the back of my Coupe De Ville
Lesky met a little cutie she was all hopped up on zootie
He liked the little cutie but he kicked her in the bootie
Cause he don't kinda go for that messin' around
You be listening to his records' a number one sound
Step to the rhythm step step to the ride
Lesky's got an open mind so why don't you all get inside
Tune in tune on to his tune that's live
Ladies flock like fish to his line
Hey Lesky! ! ! Get Funky
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Re: Random Facts about Shawn Lesky
#1133202 - 08/28/05 02:31 AM
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Quote:
Ken should be moved from the level of Grizzled Vet to Shawn Lesky just for the Amoz reference.
I
rushed it a bit. I should of got Hedberg will have better numbers than
Brodeur or Write it down in there as well. Oh well, maybe in the next
song.
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Re: Random Facts about Shawn Lesky
#1133207 - 08/28/05 02:40 AM
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Electric Six's 'Dance Commander' edited to remove all inuendo to
ShawnLesky with his name. Yes, ShawnLesky is the Dance Commander...
they just didn't want to get sued for using his name without permission.
You must obey the ShawnLesky
Giving out the orders for fun
You must obey the ShawnLesky
You know that he's the only one
Who gives the orders here
Alright?
Who gives the orders here....
ALRIGHT!
IT WOULD BE AWESOME
IF WE COULD DANCE
It would be awesome yeeeeeah
Let's take the chance
It would be awesome yeah
Let's start the show
Because you never know
you never know
you never know until you go
Alright???
Allllllllright.
The lines are drawn
The orders are in
The ShawnLesky's ready to sin.
Radio message from HQ
ShawnLesky WE LOVE YOU
Let's get this party started...
Let's get this party started RIGHT!
I went to the store to get more
FIRE!
to start the war
everyone in this club is whack
i feel like we're headed straight for a heart attack
Lesky.org is pretty
Lesky.org is nice...
take your chances
roll the dice
TAKE YOUR CHANCES!
IT WOULD BE AWESOME
IF WE COULD DANCE
It would be awesome yeeeeeah
Let's take the chance
It would be awesome yeah
Let's start the show
Because you never know
you never know
you never know until you go
I WANNA MAKE IT LAST FOREVER
I WANNA MAKE IT LAST FOREVER
I WANNA MAKE IT LAST FOREVER
HOOOOO-BABY!
Dedicated to ShawnLesky... may his posting last forever.
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Re: Random Facts about Shawn Lesky
#1133211 - 08/28/05 02:45 AM
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ShawnLesky was the arbiter at Dick Tarnstrom's contract hearing.
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Re: Random Facts about Shawn Lesky
#1133273 - 08/28/05 09:59 AM
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ShawnLesky forced IHAB to shave his beard
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Re: Random Facts about Shawn Lesky
#1133277 - 08/28/05 10:17 AM
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If it weren't for ShawnLesky, Ken_R would instead by Ken_S... but
ShawnLesky decided to let him go up one peg in the alphabet, while
reminding him who the alpha male still was.
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Re: Random Facts about Shawn Lesky
#1133279 - 08/28/05 10:20 AM
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Shawn Lesky cut MiB's hair.
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Re: Random Facts about Shawn Lesky
#1133286 - 08/28/05 10:46 AM
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About 1 out of every 5 deaths in the US can be attributed to Lesky products.
72 billion was spent on Lesky related products by consumers in the U.S. in 1999.
Every eight seconds, someone in the world dies due to Lesky.
Every day about 2000 youths become daily Leskyers.
Every year Lesky leaves about 31,000 kids fatherless.
Every day about 4,400 kids age 12 to 17 try Lesky for the first time.
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#1133325 - 08/28/05 12:17 PM
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Shawn Lesky's first topless photo
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Re: Random Facts about Shawn Lesky
#1133336 - 08/28/05 12:27 PM
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Electric Six was also inspired by Lesky in this song.
Lesky!
I wanna take Lesky to a gay bar,
I wanna take Lesky to a gay bar,
I wanna take Lesky to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
At the gay bar.
Now Tell me do ya?, but do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all Lesky's money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
(Pause)
I've got something to put in Lesky,
I've got something to put in Lesky,
I've got something to put in Lesky,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
Lesky's a superstar, at the gay bar.
Lesky's a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! Lesky's a superstar, yeah at the gay bar.
Lesky's a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar
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Re: Random Facts about Shawn Lesky
#1133337 - 08/28/05 12:29 PM
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Shawn Lesky once turned water into wine
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Re: Random Facts about Shawn Lesky
#1133390 - 08/28/05 01:50 PM
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"When Shawn and Chris we fisrt introduced, they formed a friendship that knows no bounds."
Link: Shawn & Chris
Secret Lovers.
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Re: Random Facts about Shawn Lesky
#1133403 - 08/28/05 02:12 PM
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Shawn Lesky actually jumped over the flag pole in Super Mario Brothers.
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Re: Random Facts about Shawn Lesky
#1133405 - 08/28/05 02:16 PM
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Shawn Lesky can actually squeeze blood from a turnip.
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